The Christmas Workshop Roast
Feeling the unbearable urge to roast your superiors? This is the book for you. Dive into the relatable agony of mandatory, soul-crushing "creative workshops" during your precious holiday time. Prepare for a no-holds-barred rant that birthed a masterpiece of pure, unadulterated snark. Get ready to giggle!
The email arrives like a lump of coal in your festive inbox. A cheery, overly enthusiastic message from the school announcing a mandatory virtual Christmas workshop. Your eyes skim over the details – "card-making,""social interaction,""compulsory attendance." Your holiday plans, which primarily involved glorious, uninterrupted free time, suddenly feel threatened.
A wave of familiar dread washes over you, quickly followed by a surge of pure, unadulterated annoyance. A "creative workshop"? Till before Christmas?! The injustice of it all ignites a spark of rebellious energy within you. Your inner "Bitchy persona," as you've come to think of it, begins to stir. This calls for a rant. A magnificent, scathing, and entirely necessary roast.
